"Kitty, where's your mommy cat?"

Jack's imagination seems to be blossoming these days. Recently his stuffed animals have started having regular conversations with one another, and tonight during a walk to the end of the block he attempted to strike up a conversation with a cat. He asked the cat, "Kitty, wanna walk with us?" and "Kitty, where's your mommy cat?" Too funny.

Another one of my recent faves:

"I'm SO old. I'm two." (neither of which are true)